12 Gifts

for kicks.  You know the tune!

On the first day of Winter, my loved ones gave to me…

a  new purple phone so I could talk to them.

On the second day of Winter, my loved ones gave to me…

two pairs of great fitting jeans

and a new purple phone so I could talk to them.

On the third day of Winter, my loved ones gave to me…

sheet sets

three sets of queen sheets,

two pairs of great fitting jeans,

and a new purple phone so I could talk to them.

On the fourth day of Winter, my loved ones gave to me…

four seasons of XM radio,

three sets of queen sheets,

two pairs of great fitting jeans,

and a new purple phone so I could talk to them.

On the fifth day of Winter, my loved ones gave to me…

5 random

FIVE REALLY RANDOM THINGS,

four seasons of XM radio,

three sets of queen sheets,

two pairs of great fitting jeans,

and a new purple phone so I could talk to them.

On the sixth day of Winter, my loved ones gave to me…

silver shinies

six shiny, silver earrings,

FIVE REALLY RANDOM THINGS,

four seasons of XM radio,

three sets of queen sheets (one flannel would be nice),

two pairs of great fitting jeans,

and a new purple phone so I could talk to them.

On the seventh day of Winter, my loved ones gave to me…

sacks

seven stunning satchels ( ok so they’re not all actual satchels, but it sounded better than sacks!

six shiny, silver earrings,

FIVE REALLY RANDOM THINGS,

four seasons of XM radio,

three sets of queen sheets,

two pairs of great fitting jeans,

and a new purple phone because frankly the one I have sucks.

On the eighth day of Winter, my loved ones gave to me…

eight bottles of Muppet nail polish,

seven stunning satchels,

six shiny, silver earrings,

FIVE REALLY RANDOM THINGS,

four seasons of XM radio,

three sets of queen sheets (jersey ones are great too),

two pairs of great fitting jeans,

and a new purple phone – no really, the current one is a piece of total shit.


On the nineth day of Winter, my loved ones gave to me…

gifties

nine gracious gift cards,

eight bottles of Muppet nail polish,

seven stunning satchels, 

six shiny, silver earrings,

FIVE REALLY RANDOM THINGS,

four seasons of XM radio,

three sets of queen sheets,

two pairs of great fitting jeans,

and a new purple phone so I could talk to them.

On the tenth day of Winter, my loved ones gave to me…

shoes shoes shoes

ten pairs of snazzy shoes,

nine gracious gift cards,

eight bottles of Muppet nail polish,

seven stunning satchels, 

six shiny, silver earrings,

FIVE REALLY RANDOM THINGS,

four seasons of XM radio,

three sets of queen sheets,

two pairs of great fitting jeans,

and a new purple phone so I could talk to them.


On the eleventh day of Winter, my loved ones gave to me…

eleven movie passes,

ten pairs of snazzy shoes ( can share my size if you need it),

nine gracious gift cards,

eight bottles of Muppet nail polish (no really, they are so fun!),

seven stunning satchels, 

six shiny, silver earrings,

FIVE REALLY RANDOM THINGS,

four seasons of XM radio,

three sets of queen sheets,

two pairs of great fitting jeans,

and a new purple phone so I could talk to them.

On the twelfth day of Winter, my loved ones gave to me…

a dozen rolls of toilet paper,

ten pairs of snazzy shoes,

nine gracious gift cards,

eight bottles of Muppet nail polish,

seven stunning satchels, 

six shiny, silver earrings,

FIVE REALLY RANDOM THINGS,

four seasons of XM radio,

three sets of queen sheets,

two pairs of great fitting jeans,

and a new purple phone so I could talk to them.

Ha ha… see who needs a partridge in a pear tree.  Seriously what was up with all the birds in that song? No one should be giving living things that poop as gifts!  AND you gotta be careful with the birds.  You either love them or they will drive you nuts!  Either way NO ONE needs THAT many birds. 

HAPPY SOLSTICE!

Hoping that the lengthening days brings many smiles and wishes come true for all of us.  Sure trinkets are fun, but its going to be so nice to be able to leave work again & have some daylight left.